It’s the day of my 1600TH BIRTHDAY PARTY! I’m so excited that I have to keep reminding myself to breath and then I have to remind myself that I don't need to and then I look at myself in the mirror which doesn't really work for the me… “me” but the dress “me” looks freakishly fab and then I check the clock but it's like still hours away from the party and then I call Clawd to remind him to pick me up and then I get his voicemail but it says it's full. How could that have happened? Who could be calling him so much that his voicemail filled up? Oh, better send him a text just in case…♥♥♥
♥Dating can be a mystery, but fortunately for the students of Monster High they have a line in to the ultimate "go to" ghoul who knows the answer to every, well almost every, relationship riddle. Perhaps you've heard of her?
Her name is Cupid. Okay, okay she's actually not "the Cupid", he only works with normies, but she is his daughter and knows a thing or a thousand about monster relationships. She doesn't flit around randomly launching arrows, even though she keeps a quiver handy in case of emergencies, she takes calls on her radio show that is broadcast daily from a station in the catacombs.
So next time you’re at Monster High tune in and give a listen as she tries to assure her fellow students that
"Love doesn't have to be scary."
I can't believe Draculaura is finally turning 1600! It's been scary fun planning the party and it's definitely going to be a howling good time. Her dress is totally haunt couture and she'll definitely be the center of attention. I'm so excited for her that this may be the first time I'll ever want to walk into a party and not have all eyes on me. Now if I can just get Clawd to relax. You'd think he'd never escorted a ghoul to her sweet 1600th birthday before ;)
What do you get the ghoul who has everything? I've been asking myself that for weeks now cause I wanted to give Draculaura something really special for her Sweet 1600th birthday. It must have been really obvious that I've been chasing my tail over this because Clawdeen finally cornered me and said, “She'll only have one 1600th birthday and only one boyfriend who'll be giving her a present on that day and no matter what you give her every time she wears it or looks at it or thinks about it’ll make her remember that day and think about you... so don't be cheap”. Thanks little sis. I think...