Mom, I'm sorry I threw up on your suitcase. And then ate it and threw up again on your sparkly shoes. And tore up a blanket. And barked 643679654 times today. At least I'm cute.
This is the way you eat fried pickles: 1. Ignore Mom when she tells you they’re hot. Eat anyway. 2. Yell at Mom that your food is hot. 3. Pull all the breading off, eat it, then eat pickle. Add ranch dressing as desired. #ohMax#thisis4#lunchdate