It's me, it's me, its the D-A-V-E, your meat smoking, panty soaking, bread baking, heart breaking, mouth thrillin', kitchen villain here with your filthy, Friday food fix.
This week, I'd like to thank @live.life.love.leah for inspiring this weeks category, VIRGINS!!! So, earlier this week, I was anxious, I was excited and I'm not afraid to admit it, I was a little scared and apprehensive for my 1st time (baking banana bread), I thought when the time came, what if it doesn't go well or if it's not good and so on... There were a million things going through my head. I wanted it to be perfect, something special that I'd remember forever and I was really excited to see what it would taste like!!! Then, finally, the moment came, my heart was racing with anticipation as I greedily awaited it... I had my protection (a new loaf pan) and lubed it up good (with butter... which is what i use for all my lubing purposes 🤣🤣🤣) I had to keep reminding myself to go slow (while stirring) and to really enjoy the moment. It was then, that i tasted it (the batter) off my fingers and savored the fuck out of it. It was amazing and everything I hoped it would be. Then, after going stong for an hour (in the oven) because im a stud, I finished it off with a creamy glaze coating. It was pure bliss!!! So thanks again @live.life.love.leah for the inspiration and for taking my banana bread cherry 😉🤣🤣🤣. Make sure u go check out her version as well!!! This is my French Vanilla Glazed, Coffee, Pecan (because fuck walnuts, they're boring... am I right?) Banana Bread.
I hope you all enjoyed seeing this and being a part of my 1st time... I hope it was great for all of you as well😉🤣🤣🤣. So, what's everyone wanna see me make next week? Comment below!!! #foodfetishfriday#foodporn#foodporno#bellyboner#mouthgasm#feedthefeed#carbs#allthecarbs#kitchenvillain#tgifff#foodadelphia#eatadelphia#phillyfoodie#foodadelphia#imakebetterfoodthanyou#bananabread#virgin#popmycherry#banana#breakfastporn#bread#homemade#foodandsex#horngry#1sttime#bananabreadporn#plantlovefebruary
Enfrijoladas at @honeyssitneat - Two flour tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and beans, topped with salsa verde, black bean puree, sour cream, red onions, radishes, cotija cheese and mixed micro green salsa. Yes please 🤤🙌🏼
Is this a sign my chicken looks like a heart? ♥️ If you haven’t already not too late to make reservations for valentines #Eatadelphia
@akitchenphilly #Half#Chicken 🐓 sunchhoke, potato 🥔 chanterelle mushroom 🍄
The calm before the storm....My friends and I enjoyed Thai chili wings, mozzarella sticks, and copious amounts of @dockstreetbeer beers while watching the puppy bowl. Then the real fun started at 6:30 pm and IT GOT CRAZY. What a great time to live in Philadelphia. @philadelphiaeagles are the Super Bowl Champs!!!!! 🦅🏈💚
Thank you @eater_philly. We do bleed green 24/7 around here for our @philadelphiaeagles 💚🦅🍪🏈💪🏻 “Green is the theme in Philly right now, with restaurants, bars, coffee shops, and bakeries coming up with their most creative Philadelphia Eagles-themed concoctions ahead of Super Bowl 52.” #sweetbox#WEBLEEDGREEN#gobirds 🦅